open love letter to AAA
when my car wouldn’t start this morning, i thought something big was going to be wrong. the radio came on, so i knew it wasn’t just the battery. (i don’t actually know anything about cars. just go with me on this one.) i thought you were going to have to tow me to a mechanic, and i was going to spend a bajillion dollars to fix whatever was wrong. my car is getting kind of old, you see, and kind of old cars sometimes cost a bajillion dollars to fix.
imagine my surprise when daniel, the very nice tow truck driver you sent to help me, told me all i needed was a new battery. (but the radio came on!) he even fixed it on the spot! for less than $100, and in TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES from calling you to signing my receipt, i was on my way. twenty seven minutes! surely that is some kind of record.
you are the best, AAA. never change.